Thursday, March 5, 2009

Myspace couples

I really don't want to rant on here, but that does not matter because it's my blog. What is the deal with couples that sign up on myspace with one account? We get it, you love each other, blah, blah, blah. And listen missy, just because you made the profile and he has sworn up and down he does not have another does not mean he is telling the truth. Here is what I have learned in the past couple of weeks.

Men = We are pigs. We will never stop being pigs. If you don't think your guy is a pig, then he probably is the worst of all of us.

Women = You are all batshit crazy. Seriously. If you aren't looking for marriage, you're looking for the next best thing to come your way. So there are two different sides to the spectrum. One woman - wants marriage, etc. The other - never sure if the guy she is with is the right one.

So to all of you couples out there, please make separate profiles. Shared profiles are just stupid and childish.

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